shit my co-workers say, episode 1

Co-worker Mark: “I think the only black* people at this [hockey] game are me and the mayor. It feels kind of nice.”

Me: “I have a question. Do we [white people] all look the same to you?”

Mark: “No. But you all smell the same…kind of like bologna.”

Me: “…I can dig.”

-FIN-

*or as Rick Santorum calls them, “blah” people!

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