pictures of drawings on money

I have a job that is the sort of thing where you find ways to keep yourself entertained so you don’t stab yourself in the eye with a letter opener. Since I am a bank teller, my entertainment comes in the form of emailing my coworkers funny pictures of cartoon bears, and taking pictures of the weird shit that people draw on money.

I don’t know why people do this. But I really appreciate the artistic effort that goes into taking ink to currency to deface your pocket cash. Here I will curate the best pictures of drawings on money I have seen so far (NOTE: every one of these is an actual bill I have encountered at work):

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The classic glasses/mustache combo. Good effort on the glasses, in particular.

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Okay, where does one get a boss fucking stamp like this because I need one.

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Mel, it’s your lucky fuckin’ day! TEN DOLLAR BILL, Y’ALL.

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Weren’t we all.

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Mirror Universe Andrew Jackson.

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Never not funny.

And now, I present what appears to be a normal dollar bill on the face:

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Yep. Seems legit.

But turn it over and:

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What the shit.

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“NO SUNDAY LAW”

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“FIRE BUSH JESUIT PRAY”

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“SABBATH SATURDAY ONLY” (i actually abide by this one. SABBATH RULES)

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“PRIEST CONSPIRACY” (actually, this seems pretty metal. i love Judas Priest)

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“PRAY TO GOD NOT mARY”

I actually brought this one home with me. \m/(-_-)\m/ (don’t worry, I didn’t steal it)

Well, there you have it. These are some of the best and most memorable currency-vandalisms I’ve seen so far. Keep up the good work, everyone!

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